Brooklyn told me today that she expects to have an amazing Christmas this year. “Why is that?” I asked. “Because,” she replied, “Santa is going to bring me a million dollars and a phone.” Wow!! She is gearing up to be one seriously high-maintenance girlfriend someday!
I told her that Santa doesn’t bring things that the parents don’t approve of. (That took care of the phone.) She then asked, “Why can’t I have a million dollars?” I had a little trouble answering that, because, frankly, I would love to have a million dollars myself!! I just told her that Santa doesn’t give money. This Christmas ought to be a lot of fun!