“Puberty is when you start growing hair everywhere, and growing taller, and you stink, and you get big nipples.”
In case you were wondering. No need to go to the maturation program now, Brooklyn. You’re welcome.
This was said on the same day I received the following message from the junior high school on my answering machine: “Today, your 8th grade son was unprepared for class in period 6 and a pleasure to have in class in period 8.” Hmmm… I guess those teen years really are confusing.